It is very seldom that I read the reviews at Amazon, other than a couple deemed “most helpful.” However, following some links I ran across a product that took me (mentally, anyway) straight back to Jr. High. Reading the stories of how this stuff was used, well, I laughed until I cried. I highly recommend one not read the reviews at work and be aware it’s got 1100 reviews. There are a half-dozen real gems and at least 30-40 good ones.
Enjoy, but remember to sort the reviews by “Most helpful first.”